How to Survive a Male Mid-Life Crisis

After being married for 41 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “41 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old girl.”

Now I have a $1,000,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a LCD High Definition TV. But I’m sleeping with a 64 year old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises.

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2 Comments Add yours

  1. I think during the mid-life crisis (if you decide to act upon it) you’re supposed to find the hot 25 year-old without your wife knowing about it… but doing that is really uncool.

  2. k8edid says:

    Yes, yes we are. It’s just that so few people see us, we are invisible.

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