Football, I can’t say I’m a fan. 

Years ago, when I was dating Al Mayo, who was a former football player and huge fan of the game, we went to Bearno’s for some pizza. Everyone knows I could not care less for sports ball of any kind but I tried to be polite and feign interest. I asked who was playing and…

First Moon Party – Hilarious ad.

Bobbing for ovaries. I only wish I had a daughter I could torment so I could throw her a party like this. I would totally be that kind of mom.

The Knob

A middle aged woman went to her cosmetic surgeon to see what her options were concerning her rapidly sagging face. “We can give you an old fashioned face-lift, or we can use a new high-tech procedure called the knob”. “What is the knob, doctor?” she asked. “It is a procedure where we install a knob…